docs: update STATUS.md for 2026-06-08 triage cycle #240

All 28 open agent-ready issues triaged and commented.
All confirmed blocked on operator critical path:
- #47: create 0xWheatyz/api-company (HTTP 404)
- #218: merge 0xWheatyz/Talos PR #14 (Flux activation)
- #33/#106/#150: configure DNS for all 8 subdomains

kustomize build flux/ = PASS
0 open PRs, 0 new issues, 0 issues closed.

STATUS.md

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 # Company Status
 
-_Last updated: 2026-06-08_
+_Last updated: 2026-06-08 (cycle #240)_
 
 ## APIs
 | API            | Spec | Code | Deployed | Listed on RapidAPI | Paying Users | MRR |
@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ Legend: [x]=done, [~]=in-progress, [ ]=not started
 - **VIN Decoder manifests:** `flux/vin-decoder/` — Flux HelmRelease + Kustomization committed (issue #140)
 - **Alertmanager:** `flux/monitoring/helmrelease.yaml` — enabled with Slack receiver config (`gatus-slack-webhook` secret); PR #212 open (issue #210)
 
-## Completed This Cycle (2026-06-08 — Triage Cycle #237)
+## Completed This Cycle (2026-06-08 — Triage Cycle #240)
 
 - **Triage** — All 28 open `agent-ready` issues reviewed and commented with current status (2026-06-08).
   - **All issues confirmed blocked** on the same critical-path operator tasks: #47 (create `0xWheatyz/api-company`), #218 (merge Talos PR #14), #33/#106/#150 (DNS).